So, when totally play-offed, when collectively thrown way after a lost match, when the team went broke, or when stolen to sabotage the other team. What than to do with all those hockey sticks.
Construct them into a bench!
– unknown craftsman –
Hockey-stick bench (pre 2006)
Picture made Schneefloeckli, placed with kind permission: http://www.flickr.com/photos/schneefloeckli/125895152/Url: